[Oh snap, it looks like it's a two-on-two-- wait hang on, is that fish just flopping around uselessly? It looks like it is~]

Hah! Do you really think you can beat me with a useless fish? Pathetic! Keep it up, Dragon! Bite again! Useless, Quick Attack! Keep focused on that horrid bird!

[He's totally got this. Though that Swift attack is hurting both his Pokémon for some reason... Dragon probably won't last for much longer and Useless is... well... His name is perfect, let's put it that way.]